Terms of Service

1. Acceptance of Terms

Welcome to Andy's Pie: Musings & More ("Site", "we", "us", "our"). These Terms of Service ("Terms") constitute a legally binding agreement between you ("User", "you", "your") and the owners, operators, creators, agents, representatives, and assigns of this Site (collectively, the "Protected Parties").

BY ACCESSING OR USING THIS SITE, YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD, AND AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THESE TERMS. If you do not agree to these Terms in their entirety, you must immediately cease all use of the Site and exit the Site.

These Terms are governed by the laws of the Isle of Man, and you consent to the exclusive jurisdiction of the Isle of Man courts for any disputes arising from or relating to your use of the Site.

2. Nature of Content and Disclaimers

2.1 Educational and Entertainment Purposes Only

ALL CONTENT ON THIS SITE IS PROVIDED STRICTLY FOR EDUCATIONAL AND ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. The Site contains recipes, baking instructions, tips, stories, and other content related to food preparation and baking ("Content"). Such Content is not intended to be, and should not be construed as, professional advice of any kind.

2.2 Programmatically Generated and Machine-Created Content

YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT:

• Content on this Site may be generated, in whole or in part, programmatically and/or by artificial intelligence, machine learning systems, automated systems, or algorithmic processes
• Content may be created, modified, aggregated, or synthesized from various sources without human review or verification
• The Protected Parties make NO REPRESENTATIONS regarding the accuracy, completeness, reliability, or suitability of any programmatically or machine-generated content
• Machine-generated content may contain errors, omissions, inaccuracies, or inconsistencies
• You use any and all programmatically or machine-generated content entirely at your own risk

2.3 No Verification or Testing

CRITICAL DISCLAIMER: Recipes, instructions, techniques, measurements, cooking times, temperatures, ingredient combinations, and all other Content provided on this Site MAY NOT HAVE BEEN INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED, TESTED, ATTEMPTED, OR VALIDATED by the Protected Parties or any qualified professionals.

The Protected Parties make NO WARRANTY OR GUARANTEE that:

• Any recipe will produce the described results
• Ingredients listed are safe, appropriate, or suitable for your specific circumstances
• Instructions are accurate, complete, or safe to follow
• Cooking times, temperatures, or measurements are correct or appropriate
• Techniques described will work as stated or are safe to attempt
• Content is free from errors, omissions, or dangerous information

2.4 Food Safety and Allergies

YOU ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR:

• Verifying the safety of all ingredients and cooking methods
• Identifying and avoiding allergens or ingredients that may cause adverse reactions
• Following proper food safety and hygiene practices
• Ensuring all food is cooked to safe internal temperatures
• Consulting qualified professionals regarding dietary restrictions, allergies, or health concerns

The Protected Parties are NOT RESPONSIBLE for any allergic reactions, foodborne illness, injuries, or adverse health effects resulting from following Content on this Site.

3. Complete Disclaimer of Warranties

THE SITE AND ALL CONTENT ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, THE PROTECTED PARTIES DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

• MERCHANTABILITY: No warranty that Content is suitable for any particular purpose
• FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE: No warranty that Content will meet your specific needs or expectations
• NON-INFRINGEMENT: No warranty that Content does not infringe third-party rights
• ACCURACY: No warranty regarding the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of Content
• QUALITY: No warranty regarding the quality or results of following Content
• SAFETY: No warranty that Content is safe to follow or implement
• AVAILABILITY: No warranty that the Site will be uninterrupted, error-free, or secure
• CURRENCY: No warranty that Content is current, up-to-date, or reflects best practices

4. Limitation of Liability and Indemnification

4.1 No Liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, THE PROTECTED PARTIES SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

• Direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, special, exemplary, or punitive damages
• Personal injury, death, or property damage arising from your use of the Site or Content
• Foodborne illness, allergic reactions, or adverse health effects
• Financial losses, wasted ingredients, time, or effort
• Damage to kitchen equipment, appliances, or property
• Loss of data, profits, revenue, or business opportunities
• Emotional distress, disappointment, or frustration

This limitation applies regardless of the legal theory upon which liability is based, including but not limited to negligence, strict liability, breach of warranty, breach of contract, or any other theory, and even if the Protected Parties have been advised of the possibility of such damages.

4.2 Maximum Liability Cap

IN NO EVENT SHALL THE PROTECTED PARTIES' TOTAL CUMULATIVE LIABILITY TO YOU EXCEED THE AMOUNT OF £1.00 (ONE POUND STERLING), REGARDLESS OF THE CAUSE OF ACTION OR THEORY OF LIABILITY.

4.3 User Indemnification

YOU AGREE TO INDEMNIFY, DEFEND, AND HOLD HARMLESS THE PROTECTED PARTIES FROM AND AGAINST ANY AND ALL CLAIMS, LIABILITIES, DAMAGES, LOSSES, COSTS, EXPENSES, OR FEES (INCLUDING REASONABLE LEGAL FEES) ARISING FROM OR RELATING TO:

• Your use of the Site or Content
• Your violation of these Terms
• Your violation of any rights of third parties
• Any injury, illness, damage, or loss you experience while using or following Content
• Any claims by third parties arising from your use of recipes or Content
• Your negligence, willful misconduct, or unlawful actions

5. Assumption of Risk

YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE, UNDERSTAND, AND AGREE THAT:

• Cooking and baking involve inherent risks, including but not limited to burns, cuts, fires, allergic reactions, and foodborne illness
• You assume all risks associated with following any Content on this Site
• You are solely responsible for your own safety and the safety of others
• You will exercise independent judgment and caution when following any Content
• You will consult qualified professionals as needed before attempting recipes or techniques
• You release the Protected Parties from all liability for any injuries, damages, or losses you may suffer

6. Third-Party Links and Affiliate Relationships

6.1 Third-Party Links

The Site may contain links to third-party websites, including supermarkets, retailers, and other external sites ("Third-Party Sites"). These links are provided for convenience only. The Protected Parties:

• Do NOT endorse, control, or assume responsibility for Third-Party Sites
• Are NOT responsible for the content, products, services, or practices of Third-Party Sites
• Make NO WARRANTIES regarding Third-Party Sites
• Are NOT liable for any damages arising from your use of Third-Party Sites

You access Third-Party Sites entirely at your own risk and subject to their terms and conditions.

6.2 Affiliate Relationships

The Site may contain affiliate links to third-party products or services. The Protected Parties may receive compensation if you make purchases through such links. However:

• Affiliate relationships do NOT constitute endorsements or recommendations
• You are solely responsible for evaluating products and services before purchasing
• The Protected Parties make NO WARRANTIES regarding third-party products or services
• The Protected Parties are NOT responsible for product quality, safety, delivery, or customer service

7. Intellectual Property Rights

7.1 Ownership

All Content, design, graphics, code, trademarks, logos, and other materials on the Site (collectively, "Site Materials") are owned by or licensed to the Protected Parties and are protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.

7.2 Limited License

Subject to these Terms, you are granted a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use the Site for personal, non-commercial purposes only. You may NOT:

• Reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works of Site Materials
• Use Site Materials for commercial purposes without written permission
• Remove copyright notices, trademarks, or other proprietary markings
• Scrape, data mine, or automatically collect Content from the Site
• Reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble any aspect of the Site

7.3 Prohibition on Reproduction and Liquidated Damages

STRICT PROHIBITION: You are expressly prohibited from reproducing, copying, distributing, republishing, displaying, performing, modifying, or otherwise using any Content, Site Materials, or any portion thereof (including but not limited to text, recipes, images, photographs, graphics, icons, emojis, logos, design elements, code, or screenshots) in any form or medium without prior express written consent from the owners of this Site.

This prohibition includes but is not limited to:

• Taking screenshots, screen captures, or photographs of any part of the Site
• Copying text, recipes, or instructions for republication
• Reproducing images, graphics, icons, or emojis
• Sharing, posting, or publishing Site Materials on social media, blogs, websites, or any online channels
• Publishing Site Materials in print media, books, magazines, newspapers, or any physical medium
• Creating derivative works based on Site Materials
• Using automated tools to scrape or extract Content
• Sharing, forwarding, or transmitting Site Materials via private correspondences, including but not limited to:
  • Email messages (personal or business)
  • Direct messages (DMs) on social media platforms
  • Private messages on messaging applications (WhatsApp, Telegram, Signal, WeChat, etc.)
  • Text messages (SMS/MMS)
  • Internal company communications (Slack, Microsoft Teams, Discord, etc.)
  • Any other private, semi-private, or encrypted communication channels

7.4 Liquidated Damages for Unauthorized Reproduction

YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT: If you reproduce, copy, republish, or otherwise use any Site Materials without prior written consent from the owners, you shall be liable to pay liquidated damages (not penalties) to the Protected Parties as follows:

• Text Content: £1.00 (One Pound Sterling) per word reproduced
• Icons and Emojis: £10.00 (Ten Pounds Sterling) per icon or emoji reproduced
• Images and Graphics: £1,000.00 (One Thousand Pounds Sterling) per image, photograph, or graphic reproduced
• Screenshots: The cumulative total sum of all content captured within the screenshot, calculated as follows:
  • £1.00 per word of text visible in the screenshot
  • £10.00 per icon or emoji visible in the screenshot
  • £1,000.00 per image or graphic element visible in the screenshot
  • All charges are cumulative and added together to determine the total liquidated damages for each screenshot

Screenshot Calculation Example: A single screenshot containing 500 words of text, 5 icons, and 2 images would result in liquidated damages of £2,550.00 (£500 + £50 + £2,000), plus any additional amounts for any other content captured.

These liquidated damages apply to ALL FORMS OF REPRODUCTION AND DISTRIBUTION, including but not limited to:

• Websites, blogs, and online platforms
• Social media channels (Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, etc.)
• Print media (magazines, newspapers, books, pamphlets, flyers)
• Digital publications (e-books, PDFs, digital magazines)
• Presentations, slideshows, or educational materials
• Commercial or promotional materials
• Private correspondences and communications, including:
  • Email messages (to any number of recipients, whether individual or group)
  • Direct messages and private messages on any platform
  • Messaging applications (WhatsApp, Telegram, Signal, WeChat, Line, Viber, etc.)
  • SMS/MMS text messages
  • Workplace communication tools (Slack, Microsoft Teams, Discord, Google Chat, etc.)
  • Forum private messages and chat rooms
  • Any encrypted or semi-private communication channels
• Any other medium, whether now known or hereafter developed

IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION: Sharing, forwarding, or transmitting Site Materials via private correspondence is NOT exempt from liquidated damages. Whether the reproduction is public or private, commercial or personal, to one recipient or many, the same liquidated damages apply.

7.5 Acknowledgment of Liquidated Damages

YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT:

• The liquidated damages specified above represent a reasonable pre-estimate of the Protected Parties' actual losses and damages resulting from unauthorized reproduction
• Actual damages would be extremely difficult or impossible to calculate precisely
• These liquidated damages are NOT penalties but rather a fair compensation mechanism
• The Protected Parties may pursue additional remedies including injunctive relief, actual damages (if provable and greater than liquidated damages), and recovery of legal fees and costs
• Payment of liquidated damages does not constitute authorization or license to use Site Materials
• Each instance of unauthorized reproduction constitutes a separate violation subject to separate liquidated damages

BY USING THIS SITE, YOU IRREVOCABLY CONSENT TO THE IMPOSITION OF THESE LIQUIDATED DAMAGES IN THE EVENT OF ANY UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION.

7.6 Written Consent Process

To request written consent for reproduction of Site Materials, you must:

• Submit a detailed written request through the Site's contact form
• Specify exactly which Materials you wish to reproduce
• Describe the intended use, medium, and distribution channels
• Provide information about your organization or purpose
• Await express written confirmation from an authorized representative

Consent must be granted in writing and signed by an authorized representative of the Site owners. Oral consent, implied consent, or silence does NOT constitute authorization.

7.7 User-Generated Content

If you submit content to the Site (e.g., comments, feedback, suggestions), you grant the Protected Parties a worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, modify, publish, and distribute such content in any medium.

8. User Monitoring, Device Fingerprinting, and Enforcement Mechanisms

8.1 Monitoring and Tracking Technologies

YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND CONSENT THAT: The Protected Parties may employ various monitoring, tracking, and identification technologies to enforce these Terms, protect intellectual property rights, investigate violations, and pursue legal claims. These technologies may include, but are not limited to:

• Device Fingerprinting: Collection and analysis of device characteristics, browser configurations, screen resolution, installed fonts, plugins, hardware specifications, and other technical attributes to create unique device identifiers
• IP Address Tracking: Logging and monitoring of IP addresses, including geolocation data, ISP information, and connection metadata
• Browser and Session Tracking: Use of cookies, local storage, session storage, and similar technologies to track user sessions and behavior patterns
• Canvas Fingerprinting: Use of HTML5 canvas elements to generate unique device signatures based on rendering characteristics
• WebGL Fingerprinting: Analysis of graphics rendering capabilities to create device-specific identifiers
• Audio Fingerprinting: Analysis of audio processing characteristics unique to devices
• User Behavior Analytics: Monitoring of mouse movements, click patterns, scrolling behavior, typing patterns, and other behavioral biometrics
• Cross-Device Tracking: Correlation of activities across multiple devices or sessions using probabilistic or deterministic matching
• Screenshot and Recording Detection: Technologies to detect when users capture screenshots, record screens, or use other content extraction tools

8.2 Purposes of Monitoring

The Protected Parties may use monitoring and tracking technologies for the following purposes:

• Legal Enforcement: Identifying users who violate these Terms, particularly those who reproduce content without authorization
• Claims and Litigation: Collecting evidence to support legal claims, including claims for liquidated damages under Section 7.4
• Attribution and Identification: Linking unauthorized reproductions to specific users or devices
• Pattern Detection: Identifying patterns of unauthorized access, content scraping, or systematic violations
• Fraud Prevention: Detecting and preventing fraudulent activities, automated bots, or malicious behavior
• Security: Protecting the Site from attacks, unauthorized access, or security threats
• Analytics: Understanding Site usage patterns for improvement and optimization

8.3 Data Retention for Enforcement

The Protected Parties may retain monitoring data, device fingerprints, IP addresses, and related information indefinitely for purposes of legal enforcement, claims prosecution, and evidence preservation. This data may be used:

• As evidence in legal proceedings to establish identity and liability
• To calculate and substantiate liquidated damages claims
• To demonstrate patterns of violations or repeated infringements
• To identify and locate individuals or entities responsible for violations
• To comply with legal obligations or respond to legal processes

8.4 Third-Party Enforcement Services

The Protected Parties may engage third-party services, vendors, or agencies to:

• Monitor for unauthorized reproductions of Site Materials across the internet and in private communications (where technically feasible and legally permissible)
• Detect and report copyright infringement or Terms violations in public and private channels
• Collect evidence and conduct digital forensics investigations
• Trace the source of unauthorized reproductions to specific users or devices
• Monitor messaging platforms, email services, and communication channels for unauthorized sharing of Site Materials
• Issue takedown notices or pursue legal remedies on behalf of the Protected Parties
• Investigate reports or tips regarding unauthorized reproductions in private correspondences

Note: If Site Materials are reproduced in private correspondences and such reproductions come to the attention of the Protected Parties (whether through recipient reports, technical monitoring, legal discovery, or any other means), the full liquidated damages specified in Section 7.4 shall apply.

8.5 Evidentiary Use

YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT:

• Data collected through monitoring and fingerprinting technologies may be used as evidence in legal proceedings
• Device fingerprints, IP addresses, and behavioral data may be used to establish your identity and link you to specific violations
• The Protected Parties may provide such data to law enforcement, regulatory authorities, or courts as required or permitted by law
• You waive any objections to the admissibility or authenticity of such evidence to the extent permitted by law

8.6 No Expectation of Anonymity

YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE NO EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY OR ANONYMITY WHEN USING THIS SITE. Even if you:

• Access the Site without creating an account or providing personal information
• Use privacy tools, VPNs, proxy servers, or anonymization services
• Clear cookies or use private/incognito browsing modes
• Attempt to mask or alter your device fingerprint

The Protected Parties may still be able to identify, track, and monitor your activities through various technical means, and such information may be used for enforcement purposes.

8.7 Consent to Monitoring

BY USING THIS SITE, YOU EXPRESSLY CONSENT TO ALL MONITORING, TRACKING, FINGERPRINTING, AND DATA COLLECTION ACTIVITIES DESCRIBED IN THIS SECTION. If you do not consent, you must immediately cease using the Site.

9. Prohibited Uses

You agree NOT to use the Site for any unlawful purpose or in any way that:

• Violates any applicable laws, regulations, or these Terms
• Infringes the rights of others, including intellectual property rights
• Transmits harmful, offensive, or inappropriate content
• Interferes with the Site's operation or security
• Attempts to gain unauthorized access to the Site or related systems
• Impersonates any person or entity or misrepresents your affiliation
• Collects personal information about other users without consent
• Uses automated systems to access the Site excessively

10. User Conduct and Responsibilities

BY USING THIS SITE, YOU REPRESENT AND WARRANT THAT:

• You are at least 18 years of age or have parental/guardian consent
• You have the legal capacity to enter into binding contracts
• You will comply with all applicable laws and regulations
• You will use the Site responsibly and at your own risk
• You will not hold the Protected Parties liable for any outcomes
• You have read and understood all disclaimers and warnings

11. Medical and Professional Advice Disclaimer

THE SITE DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL, NUTRITIONAL, OR PROFESSIONAL ADVICE. Content on this Site is not intended to:

• Diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition
• Replace professional medical or nutritional advice
• Address specific dietary needs or health conditions
• Provide guidance for individuals with allergies or dietary restrictions

Always consult qualified professionals (doctors, nutritionists, dietitians) before:

• Making significant dietary changes
• Consuming foods if you have allergies or medical conditions
• Following recipes if you have health concerns

12. Modifications to the Site and Terms

11.1 Site Modifications

The Protected Parties reserve the right to modify, suspend, or discontinue the Site (or any part thereof) at any time, with or without notice, for any reason. The Protected Parties shall not be liable for any modifications, suspensions, or discontinuations.

11.2 Terms Modifications

The Protected Parties reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting to the Site. Your continued use of the Site after changes are posted constitutes acceptance of the modified Terms.

It is your responsibility to review these Terms periodically. If you do not agree to modified Terms, you must cease using the Site immediately.

13. Termination

The Protected Parties may terminate or suspend your access to the Site immediately, without notice or liability, for any reason, including but not limited to:

• Violation of these Terms
• Conduct that the Protected Parties deem inappropriate or harmful
• At the Protected Parties' sole discretion

Upon termination, your right to use the Site will cease immediately. All provisions of these Terms that by their nature should survive termination shall survive, including disclaimers, limitations of liability, and indemnification obligations.

14. Governing Law and Jurisdiction

13.1 Governing Law

These Terms and your use of the Site shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the Isle of Man, without regard to conflict of law principles.

13.2 Exclusive Jurisdiction

You irrevocably agree that the courts of the Isle of Man shall have exclusive jurisdiction to settle any dispute or claim arising from or relating to these Terms or your use of the Site. You waive any objection to venue or inconvenient forum.

13.3 Waiver of Class Actions

TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, YOU WAIVE ANY RIGHT TO PARTICIPATE IN CLASS ACTIONS OR CLASS-WIDE ARBITRATION AGAINST THE PROTECTED PARTIES. Any disputes must be brought individually.

15. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid, illegal, or unenforceable by a court of competent jurisdiction, such provision shall be modified to the minimum extent necessary to make it valid and enforceable, or if such modification is not possible, the provision shall be severed from these Terms. The remaining provisions shall continue in full force and effect.

16. Entire Agreement

These Terms, together with the Privacy Policy and any other legal notices published on the Site, constitute the entire agreement between you and the Protected Parties regarding your use of the Site and supersede all prior agreements, understandings, and communications, whether written or oral.

17. No Waiver

The failure of the Protected Parties to enforce any right or provision of these Terms shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. Any waiver must be in writing and signed by an authorized representative.

18. Contact Information

If you have questions about these Terms, please contact us through the contact form available on this Site. Please note that the Protected Parties are under no obligation to respond to inquiries.

19. Acknowledgment and Acceptance

BY CLICKING "I AGREE", CHECKING A BOX, OR CONTINUING TO USE THIS SITE, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT:

• You have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms in their entirety
• You understand that Content may be programmatically generated and unverified
• You assume all risks associated with using the Site
• You release the Protected Parties from all liability
• You agree to indemnify the Protected Parties against all claims
• These Terms constitute a legally binding agreement enforceable against you